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loin des yeux, loin du coeur.

lanadelgayest:

Vaginas more like penis fly traps

tyleroakley:

kaeho:

Mulan - One Woman Show

YOU BROUGHT HONOR TO US ALL.

glowpinkstah:

baebees:

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

what the fuck is thuis.w aht does it mean

HAHAHAHAH WHAT

I wonder how many times you compared me to her.
(via peering)
mellow-sunflower:

☀☾☆

mellow-sunflower:

☀☾☆

vizya:

wild-nirvana:



Shit, its the thumb thing

i love the thumb thing

I want the thumb thing

I do the thumb thing.

vizya:

wild-nirvana:

Shit, its the thumb thing

i love the thumb thing

I want the thumb thing

I do the thumb thing.

pandabomb:

florida is a godless place. I went there once, got in the ocean, and immediately had to evacuate because a bull shark was swimming right towards me. there was an alligator on the side of the freeway. meth addicts and men on tractors roam free. florida is america’s australia

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”